COOKIE HEIST

WANTED: Cookies of the highest order. Suspects last seen in the vicinity of the kitchen counter.

A reward of 1000 calories will be given to anyone who provides information leading to the capture of the following cookies:

• CHOCO-LATTE: A cookie of international intrigue, known to possess a rich, dark chocolate center.
• SNICKERBAR: A cookie of unassuming appearance, but with a penchant for getting into sticky situations.
• CHOCO-MINT: A cookie of questionable provenance, rumored to be the favorite of a local baker's cat.

DO NOT APPROACH THE COOKIES. THEY ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROous.

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