Cookie Policy

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Our cookies are used for:

Identifying your browser as a browser, because, you know, it's not like it's not obvious.
Determining your preferred flavor of cat video to display in the background of our website.
Tracking your every click, every scroll, every hover, every blink.
Monitoring your cookie policy reading preferences, because, let's be real, you're not going to read this.

If you're concerned about our cookie policy, you can read our cookie policy disclaimer, but let's be real, you're not.