Cookie Regulations: The Unenforceable Act of 2023

As of January 1, 2023, the Bureaucracy has decreed that all cookies shall be regulated with the utmost care. This means that cookies shall be served with a side of paperwork, bureaucracy, and existential dread.

Under the Cookie Regulations, you are required to declare all cookies at least 3 days prior to consumption. Failure to comply will result in fines, penalties, and the possibility of being audited by the Cookie Enforcement Agency.

Learn more about Cookie Regulation 101

Understand the penalties for non-compliance

But wait, there's more! The Bureaucracy is also introducing a new form, Cookie Declaration Form 3456, which you must fill out in triplicate to ensure your cookie-gathering activities are within the bounds of the law.