Cookie Taxation: Because We Said So

As you may have noticed, cookies are now subject to a 10% tax rate. Yes, you read that right. We're not kidding. Cookies are now taxed. Don't @ us.

But wait, there's more! If you're a large corporation or a government entity, you get a special rate! Just 5% for you, because we like you.

Need help understanding the cookie tax? Check out our FAQ for more info!

Want to appeal your cookie tax bill? Visit our appeals office today!

Still confused? Maybe our Tax Audit Department can sort you out?

And if all else fails, just join the Cookie Tax Resistance!

Or, if you just really want a cookie, try our Cookie Bakery for a sweet deal!