Cookie Applicability - A Realm of Delicious Consequences
Here, you can find the definitive guide to cookies in all their crunchy, chewy forms. From the subtle nuances of cookie physics to the dark arts of cookie politics, we've got it all.
- Chocolate Chip Cookies - A classic, a staple, a reason for existence.
- Ginger Snaps - For when you're feeling particularly feisty.
- Oreos - Because who needs actual cookie texture, anyway?
- Peanut Butter Cookies - Where the only thing that matters is the spread.
// Cookie physics formula (approximate) // C = (T * (C / 2)) + (B * (C / 4)) // where C = Cookie // T = Time // B = Bite
Remember, cookies are not just a food group, they're a way of life.
Visit our Cookie Laws page for more information.
And for the love of all things crunchy, do not attempt to apply these cookies to your eyes.