Cookie Wars: A Bureaucratic Struggle for Supremacy

It's been 20 years since the Great Cookie Uprising of 2002, and the war still rages on. The Cookies have declared independence, but the Bureaucracy will not go quietly into the night.

Key Players in the Cookie War

Learn about the dark arts of Cookie Sorcery

Dive deeper into the mysteries of Cookie Sorcery

Uncover the secrets of Cookie Sorcery within Cookie Sorcery

Civilian Casualties

Millions of innocent civilians have been caught in the crossfire of the Cookie War. Their only crime? Eating too many cookies.

Read the tragic tale of Jane Doe, cookie victim of the war

Cookie Propaganda

The Bureaucracy has been accused of spreading disinformation to the public about the true nature of the Cookie War. But is it true?

Uncover the shocking truth about the Bureaucracy's cookie propaganda machine

Cookie Victory Conditions

What does a Cookie victory look like? Is it a utopia of cookie-filled wonder? Or a dystopian nightmare of cookie scarcity?

Explore the post-Cookie War utopia of Cookietopia