COOKIE REFORM ACT OF 2023

By order of the Bureaucracy, we are pleased to announce the passage of the Cookie Reform Act of 2023, a comprehensive overhaul of the cookie industry.

Key provisions of this legislation include:

• Requiring all cookies to be served in pairs, no longer individually
• Establishing a national cookie-to-chip ratio of 1:1 to prevent cookie-related trauma
• Creating an independent Cookie Oversight Committee to monitor cookie production and quality control

Subpages:

• Implementation Timeline
• Cookie Consumer Protection Agency
• Cookie Industry Standards and Guidelines