BUREAUCRACY: COOKIE POLICY

We, the all-powerful Bureaucracy, shall govern your cookie consumption.

By visiting our website, you agree to our cookie policy, which states that:

• We reserve the right to issue a cookie whenever we please.
• Our cookies shall be crunchy on the outside and chewy on the inside.
• You must eat all cookies within 3 seconds of issuance or risk facing the wrath of the Bureaucracy.

Failure to comply with these terms shall result in:

• A fine of 10,000 Bureaucratic Bucks.
• A mandatory attendance of our Bureaucracy Appreciation Workshops.

Subpages:

You may be interested in visiting our other cookie-themed subpages:

• Cookie Therapy - Our expert team will guide you through the process of eating an entire box of our finest cookies in one sitting.
• Cookie Law - A comprehensive guide to all cookie-related laws and regulations.