Cookie Laws: A Guide to Bureaucratic Baking

Chapter 1: The Cookie Conundrum

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a cookie baker in possession of a cookie, must be in want of a cookie law.

Learn about cookie ingredients Get a cookie license

Chapter 2: Cookie Regulations

Section 1: Cookie Size

Section 2: Cookie Shape

Read about cookie safety

Chapter 3: Cookie Enforcement

Our cookie inspectors are trained to detect the slightest hint of underbaked-ness or overbaked-ness.

Failure to comply with cookie laws will result in fines and penalties.

Learn about cookie fines and penalties
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