Section 1: Mandatory Cookie Consumption
By law, all users must consume at least 3 cookies per day to be considered secure.
- Cookie 1: Chocolate Chip Cookie of Doom
- Cookie 2: Oatmeal Raisin Cookie of Despair
- Cookie 3: Shortbread Cookie of Uncertainty
Failure to comply will result in:
- Browser crash
- System freeze
- Uncontrolled cookie cravings
Get your Cookie Consumption Certificate here!
Section 2: Advanced Cookie Protection
Cookie Shielding Protocols
We use the most advanced cookie protection techniques, including:
- Cookie Armor plating
- Dynamically generated firewall walls
- AI-driven cookie detection systems