Adjustment Notice
We have detected a discrepancy in your countermeasures. A team of highly trained bureaucrats will review and adjust as necessary.
- Item 1: Your paperwork is incomplete.
- Item 2: Your paperwork is excessively complete.
- Item 3: Your paperwork is on fire.
Please allow up to 30 working days for adjustment. Any issues during this time will be met with sternly worded letters and/or audits.
Take it up with the Meta-Countermeasures Team