Form Fill Out Tips - Bureaucratic Red Tape Division

Section 1: The Art of Bureaucratic Suffering

Before you begin, make sure you have a strong stomach and a willingness to sacrifice your soul.

Tips for the Desperate
1. Read the instructions carefully, but only if you have a few hours to spare.
2. Use a highlighter to highlight all the sections you've read, just to feel accomplished.
3. Don't bother trying to understand what it means; just sign it.

By signing, you acknowledge that you have read and understand the 17,000 pages of fine print.

Or, if you'd rather not, you can always Abandon All Hope, and Your Forms.

Q&A
Q: What is the purpose of this form?	A: To collect your data for our records.
Q: What happens if I don't fill it out?	A: You will be forced to fill it out.
Q: Can I just leave it blank and sign it?	A: Only if you want to be a hero.

And that's it! Congratulations, you've survived the Bureaucratic Red Tape Division's Form Fill Out Department!