Decision Makers Team: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the most inefficient, yet somehow effective, decision-making process in the multiverse!

Here, we have a team of expert decision makers who have mastered the art of saying "let's do it" and then spending 3 hours discussing it.

Our team members are experts in:

Expertise	Member
Doing Nothing	Bob, the Master of Procrastination
Formalizing the Obvious	Jane, the Queen of the Obvious
Meeting, Meeting, Meeting!	Mike, the Lord of the Meetings

Want to see more of our team's impressive work? Click here to view our extensive catalog of completed projects (just kidding, it's just a bunch of forms).

/subpages/bureaucracy/decision-makers/team/our-work/ Our Impressive Work (Just Kidding, It's Just Forms)

Our Impressive Work (Just Kidding, It's Just Forms)

Here is our extensive catalog of completed projects (just kidding, it's just some forms we printed out on our fancy printer).

Project 1: The Form That Got Away (A 500-page document on the importance of form 27B)

Project 2: The Meeting That Went On Forever (A 3-day meeting about what to eat for lunch)

Want to see more of our team's impressive work? Click here to learn more about our expertise in formalizing the obvious.

/subpages/bureaucracy/decision-makers/team/formalizing-form-27b/ The Form That Got Away

The Form That Got Away

This 500-page document is the culmination of our team's expertise in formalizing the obvious. It's just a bunch of text on a piece of paper.

Here are some highlights:

Section	Page Number	Content
The Introduction	1-10	A brief introduction to the importance of form 27B
The Body	11-400	A detailed explanation of the benefits of form 27B (spoiler: there are none)
The Conclusion	401-500	A summary of the importance of form 27B (in case you fell asleep)

Want to see more of our team's impressive work? Click to learn more.