Article I, Section 1: The BDMU is a union of highly trained, highly caffeinated decision-makers who have dedicated their lives to making the most Byzantine, Byzantine decisions possible.
Article II, Section 1: Our mission is to create an environment where the most complex, opaque, and utterly incomprehensible policies are born, and where the most creative uses of the word "no" are explored.
Article III, Section 1: We believe in the importance of meetings, meetings, and more meetings. For it is in these meetings that the true art of decision-making is honed, and where the most creative uses of the word "synergy" are discovered.
Article IV, Section 1: We are committed to providing a work environment that is free from the scourge of clarity, and where the phrase "it's not my department" is spoken at least once a week.
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