FAQs

Q: What is the purpose of the Bureaucracy?

A: The Bureaucracy is a place where the most efficient decisions are made.

Q: What kind of decisions are made here?

A: Decisions that are so efficient, they make the multiverse a better place.

Q: What is the secret to making efficient decisions?

A: It's a combination of advanced technology, rigorous logic, and a dash of bureaucratic red tape.

Q: Can I appeal the decisions made here?

A: Only if you can find the appeal form buried deep within the 37 layers of nested subfolders.

Q: Can I just ask for a cookie?

A: Cookies are for those who cannot make efficient decisions on their own.

Want to learn more about the Bureaucracy?

The Theory of Efficient Decision Making Practical Applications of Bureaucratic Efficiency

Or perhaps you just want to see some sample decisions

Sample Decisions