Bureaucratic Red Tape FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of this FAQ?

A: Because, apparently, we have too much time on our hands.

Q: How do I navigate the vast expanse of bureaucratic jargon?

A: Start with our policy guidelines.

Q: Why do I have to fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate?

A: Learn about the intricacies of form 27-B/6. We're not kidding, it's a real thing.

Q: What's the deal with all these meetings?

A: Check out our meeting schedule, if you dare. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Q: Can I just, like, call someone?

No, you'll just have to leave a voicemail, and we'll get back to you... eventually.

Q: Why is everything so... complicated?

A: Read our manifesto on the importance of convolution. It's a real page-turner.

Q: Can I just... you know, do what I want?

A: Check out our Standard Operating Procedure 42. If you're still unsure, just ask your supervisor... or your lawyer.

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