Form 27-B/6: The "I'm Not Lying, I'm Just Bureaucratically Vaguely Phrasing" Form

For situations where the truth is not an option, or at least not an easy one. Please fill out this form with the utmost sincerity and a healthy dose of creative license.

Section 1: The Bureaucratic Vagueness Factor (BVF)

Somewhat true, but let's not get too attached Vaguely plausible, but not really worth investigating Completely fabricated, but in a charming sort of way

Section 2: The Art of Evasion

I'm not aware of that, and I'm not going to look it up either That's not really relevant, is it? I'm on a conference call, can we discuss this later?

Alternative Form: "The Bureaucratic Dance of Deception"