Memo 1: The Great Coffee Machine Debacle
From: Management To: The Coffee Connoisseurs' Club Date: 2024-02-27 08:00
The Coffee Machine in the break room has been malfunctioning again. We have received several complaints about the machine spitting out lukewarm water and a few stray coffee grounds.
Actions:
- Calls to be made to the repair team, stat.
- Alternative brewing methods to be researched and implemented.
- Any employee found responsible for the machine's malfunction will be subject to disciplinary action.