Mandatory Pencil Sharpening Replacements Union

The Union has declared that all pencil sharpening shall be done via robotic means, effective immediately. No more tedious manual sharpening shall be tolerated.

Demands include:

• Installation of robotic pencil sharpening units in all break rooms
• Immediate cessation of human pencil sharpening activities
• Compensation for past manual sharpening-related injuries

For more information, see:

• Union History
• Union Leadership

Union Demands Calendar - See the dates of our great struggle for mechanization!