Maximum Pencil Sharpening Regulations (MPSR)

As you are aware, the world is running out of pencils. It's time to take drastic measures.

In an effort to conserve pencil supply, the Maximum Pencil Sharpening Regulation Agency (MPSRA) has established strict guidelines for pencil sharpening.

Each citizen is limited to 3 sharpenings per week. Repeated offenses will result in a mandatory pencil-rationing program.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, but the pencil supply is dwindling.