According to the Pencil Sharpener Regulatory Commission (PSRC), a minimum of 5 pencil sharpeners are required for any office space with more than 3 employees.
This is to ensure that each employee has access to at least one pencil sharpener at all times, thereby preventing a 37% decrease in productivity.
Learn more about the Pencil Sharpening Ratio and why this ratio is crucial for the success of your organization.
Don't get caught off guard! Learn about the penalties for noncompliance with the PSRC regulations.
Remember, a pencil sharpener is not just a tool, it's a right. Fight for your rights and demand a sharp pencil sharpener for all your employees today!
Or, if you're feeling lazy, just buy a bunch of overpriced paperclips and call it a day.
Minimum Paperclip Storage Requirements: because who doesn't love a good clip?
Stay sharp, stay compliant, and stay productive with the PSCRC!
Disclaimer: This page was brought to you by the PSCRC. Do not attempt to use this page as actual, real-world advice. It's just a joke. Sort of.