Policy Updates - Bureau of Intergalactic Governance

Effective immediately, all sentient beings within the galaxy are required to wear pants.

Section 1: The Pants Clause

• Article 1: All beings are expected to wear pants at all times, except for Tuesdays.
• Article 2: Pants are not to be worn on Tuesdays if they are of a color deemed 'gasp-inducing' by the Galactic Color Council.
• Article 3: Repeated failure to wear pants will result in 5 space-years of community service.

Clarifications and Exemptions for those with legitimate reasons for not wearing pants.

Report any sightings of pants-less beings for immediate attention.