Decisions with Bells and Whistles

Subpages:

• Committee Meetings: Where Ideas Go to Die
• Bureaucratic Lingo: A Guide to Confusing Jargon
• Whistles: The Unsolicited Feedback Loop
• Bells and Whistles (Main Page)

Featured Decision:

We're pleased to announce that our new policy on stapler usage will be implemented forthwith. All employees are expected to use the new, ergonomic stapler with built-in paper tray. Any questions or complaints should be directed to the Department of Redundant Affairs.

Side Effects:

This policy may result in:

• Exacerbated finger cramping due to increased stapler usage
• Unnecessary purchases of stapler-themed novelty items
• Unsolicited meetings with management to discuss stapler placement

Disclaimer:

By clicking "Agree" you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will comply with this policy. Failure to do so may result in disciplinary action, including but not limited to: termination, demotion, or being forced to watch an endless loop of corporate training videos.

Agree here

Learn more about our Bureaucratic Lingo

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, explore our Whistles subpage