Welcome to Proceduraldehyde, the definitive guide to making even the most trivial decisions. Here, we've distilled the art of bureaucratic decision-making into an exhaustive, yet utterly confusing, manual.
Before you can begin the actual decision-making process, you must first navigate the labyrinthine pre-decisional protocols. This involves filling out form 27-B/6, which is conveniently located on page 3 of the Proceduraldehyde manual.
Proceed to Section 2: Decisional Algorithms | Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, jump straight into Section 3: The Bureaucratic Lottery