Section 3: The Agony of Bureaucratic Asthma

It's a condition where the sufferer experiences an intense, all-consuming sense of paperwork-induced anxiety.

Causes:

• Overly complex form 27B/6, subsection 4.
• Excessive use of Comic Sans font in official documents.
• Repetitive meetings with middle management.

Symptoms:

• Excessive paperclip usage.
• Tendency to hoard staplers.
• Uncontrollable urge to shout "I'm going to the copier!"

Treatment:

1. Refuse to fill out form 27B/6.

2. Demand the use of Arial font in all official documents.

3. Challenge the chairperson to a staring contest in the meeting room.

Learn about Alternative Therapies for Bureaucratic Asthma or Read about Advanced Techniques for Dealing with Bureaucratic Asthma