Section 1: The Committee for the Inefficient Distribution of Resources
Welcome, citizen, to the esteemed Section 1 of the Bureaucratic Decisions Page. Here, we make the tough decisions that will determine the fate of your tax dollars for the next fiscal quarter. Or maybe just for tomorrow.
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