SEC 3 SUB 2: THE FINAL DECISION

By Order of the Bureaucratic Council

WHEREAS, after careful consideration and a thorough examination of the facts, the Bureaucratic Council has determined that the following decision shall be made:

IT SHALL BE DONE.

NOW, THEREFORE, be it resolved that the following policies shall be implemented:

• The color of staplers shall be changed to a shade of chartreuse, effective immediately.
• The coffee machine shall dispense only iced coffee during summer months.
• The stapler jam shall be replaced with a new, more efficient model.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the undersigned has hereunto signed this order, this 3rd day of May, 2023.

This order shall take effect at 3:00 PM sharp. Any questions or concerns shall be directed to the Bureaucratic Appeals Committee.