Standard Operating Procedure 3-Sub-2: Training Protocol for New Bureaucrats

Section 3-Sub-2: Training 1

Objective: Acquire the necessary skills to efficiently process paperwork for the average citizen.

Pre-requisites:

• A basic understanding of HTML and CSS
• Ability to operate a printer
• Capacity to tolerate endless repetition

Lesson Plan:

1. Introduction to the Bureaucratic Code of Conduct (BCOC)
2. Practice filling out Form 27-B/4 in triplicate
3. Role-playing exercises in the art of stonewalling citizens
4. Certification in the use of official stamps and ink pads

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