Standard 3, Section 3: The Great Bureaucratic Decision-Making Process

Where the art of doing nothing is a highly prized skill.

Here is a brief summary of the process:

• Step 3.1: Wait 6-8 months
• Step 3.2: Fill out 27 pages of unnecessary paperwork
• Step 3.3: Meet with 7 different people who will not make eye contact
• Step 3.4: Decide that you need more data

And then, repeat.