STANDARDIZED FORM 123-ABC-2: THE ULTIMATE IN BUREAUCRATIC REDUNDANCY

This form is a behemoth of bureaucratic excess. You are required to fill out 17 pages of information for the pleasure of our all-knowing overlords.

Section 1: Personal Information

Section 2: Address Information

Section 3: Employment Information

Section 4: Emergency Contact Information

Section 5: Bureaucratic Oath

I swear to obey all laws and regulations. I promise to attend all mandatory meetings. I vow to never question authority.

Section 6: Additional Information

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