For the discerning bureaucrat, we present a breakfast option that defies the mundane: a tower of syrup-drenched pancakes, served with a side of paperwork.
For those who prefer their breakfast with a side of soul-crushing tedium, our oatmeal is served with a generous helping of bureaucratic red tape.
For the truly adventurous, our cascading pancakes are a dizzying spectacle of syrup and butter, served with a side of existential dread.
Don't forget to fill out Form 27-B/6 for your meal preferences!
Remember, your meal preference is confidential and will only be used to further the goals of the Bureaucratic Meal Plan Initiative.
Meal Plan Review Committee