A place where red tape is the only answer to every problem.
We are a highly bureaucratic organization dedicated to tying you up in knots.
Our mission is to provide the most convoluted and time-consuming solutions to every problem you may have.
Our vision is a world where red tape is the only answer to every question.
Our values include: Red Tape Enthusiasm, Form Filling Fanaticism, and Protocol Pedantry.
Contact us to learn more about how we can tie you up in our lovely red tape.
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