Our expert team of bureaucrats have spent years perfecting the art of delayed response. We're not just talking about sending you a reply in a few days; we're talking weeks, months, or even years.
Our techniques include:
- Stonewalling: The art of not responding to your query at all.
- Procrastination: The art of doing anything but responding to your query.
- Obfuscation: The art of making our response as unclear as possible, so you'll have to come back and ask again.
Don't worry, we'll get around to it eventually. Maybe.