Office of Appeals - Department of Red Tape

Welcome to the Office of Appeals, where the concept of "justice" is a mere suggestion. We're not actually here to help you, but we're happy to make you wait for hours while we deliberate.

Appeals Process:

1. Fill out form 27B/6. 2. Attach 5 copies of your supporting evidence and a small fee. 3. Wait 6-12 months for a response. 4. If denied, appeal again. And again. And again.

Notable Cases:

Case 1234: "The Mysterious Disappearance of the Socks" Case 5678: "The Great Parking Ticket Fiasco" Case 9012: "The Unfortunate Incident of the Missing Donut"

Helpful Resources:

Glossary of Red Tape Jargon Frequently Asked Questions (that we'll never answer)