Department of Useless Meetings

Welcome to the Department of Useless Meetings, where time is money and boredom is our business!

• Bureaucratic Red Tape - Where we tie ourselves up in knots of paperwork and procedure.
• Infinitely Long Meeting Agendas - Because who needs a clear plan, anyway?
• Department of Useless Meetings Policies - Our policies are always in flux, just like our meetings!

Meetings are held daily, every hour, on the hour, in Meeting Room 3-B, on the third floor. Don't be late, or you might as well be there!