Welcome to Department 42, where the paperwork never ends and the forms never get filled out. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals are here to help you navigate the infinite loop of bureaucratic red tape.
Need to get a permission slip signed? No problem! We'll get you in line in 3-5 business days, or possibly next quarter. Either way, it'll be a thrill.
View all available forms Take our tour to learn more about the inner workings of Department 42Getting lost in the labyrinthine corridors of Department 42? Don't worry, we're all lost. It's a feature, not a bug.
But don't try to find your way out. The exits are sealed until further notice. You might as well just make yourself a map and get to work on that novel.
Download our official map to help you navigate the twists and turnsOur coffee machine is a marvel of modern technology, capable of dispensing a wide variety of flavors, from 'Bureaucratic Red Tape' to 'Sarcastic Sarcasm'.
But be warned: it's been known to jam occasionally. When that happens, just shout loudly and someone will come to fix it. Eventually.
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