Case File #42: "The Toaster Incident of 2023"
A toaster, model T-5000, was reported to have exploded on 2023/02/15 at 14:30 hours.
Witnesses described the scene as "surreal and terrifying".
The Toaster-Related Trauma Unit has determined the cause of the incident to be "User Recklessness".
A thorough analysis of the evidence revealed that the user had been attempting to toast a frozen pizza while wearing a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.
We recommend that all users exercise extreme caution when operating toasters, especially those with a propensity for poor fashion choices.
A mandatory Toaster Safety and Etiquette course has been scheduled for the user in question.