Reason for Relocation: Unforeseen stapler-napping by rogue office supply clerk.
Expected Resolution: Stapler will return when office supply clerk is retrained.
Current Status: Stapler in hiding, awaiting further instructions.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the stapler has been relocated to Announced Relocation. Please report any further issues to Bug Report Form.
Reason for Relocation: Unforeseen stapler-napping by rogue office supply clerk.
Expected Resolution: Stapler will return when office supply clerk is retrained.
Current Status: Stapler in hiding, awaiting further instructions.