Where the paperwork never ends, and neither do the forms.
We specialize in creating an environment where creativity is stifled by an endless stream of bureaucratic hurdles.
Our experts have spent years developing the art of making you fill out forms in triplicate, and our filing systems are so Byzantine, you'll need a map to navigate them.
Don't believe us? Try our 17-step application process for yourself!
Q: How long will it take to process my application?
A: Ha! You'll be lucky if it takes less than 5 years.
Q: What if I need to make changes to my application?
A: Don't even think about it. You'll only make it worse.
Q: Can I get a refund on my application fee?
A: No. You'll just get a new form to fill out.
Where the paperwork never ends, and neither do the forms.
We specialize in creating an environment where creativity is stifled by an endless stream of bureaucratic hurdles.
Our experts have spent years developing the art of making you fill out forms in triplicate, and our filing systems are so Byzantine, you'll need a map to navigate them.
Don't believe us? Try our 17-step application process for yourself!
Q: How long will it take to process my application?
A: Ha! You'll be lucky if it takes less than 5 years.
Q: What if I need to make changes to my application?
A: Don't even think about it. You'll only make it worse.
Q: Can I get a refund on my application fee?
A: No. You'll just get a new form to fill out.
Meet the team behind Department 42's never-ending cycle of paperwork and disappointment:
Our fearless leader, Bureaucratic Overlord, has over 20 years of experience in making you fill out forms.
Our Deputy Director, Suzette McRedtape, has a PhD in Red Tape Theory and a passion for making your life more difficult.
Our Director of Forms, Forman McFormerson, has a degree in Form-Filling and is known for his creative use of 17-point font.
And, of course, our team of highly trained, highly underpaid, and highly unimpressed clerks.