You have been formally declined.
We have received your request and are pleased to inform you that it has been declined.
This is not a drill.
Our team of highly trained bureaucrats have reviewed your request and have deemed it unworthy of consideration.
As a result, we are forced to deny your request in the most formal and dignified manner possible.
Please note that this denial is not subject to appeal, and any further attempts to reapply will be met with the utmost skepticism.
Thank you for your understanding.
Form 42A: Formal Declination of Requests Form 42B: Bureaucratic Appeal of Denials