Established in 1976, our department has been a beacon of inefficiency for over 40 years. We pride ourselves on being the most complicated, convoluted, and slow-moving organization you'll ever have the displeasure of dealing with.
Our team of highly trained professionals are dedicated to finding new and creative ways to make your simple requests into Byzantine, multi-step processes that will leave you questioning your life choices.
For more information on our extensive catalog of services, please visit:
Department 45: Committee of Redundant Bureaucratic Red Tape
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Department 46: Committee of Bureaucratic Red Tape and Other Unrelated Nuisances
We're glad you're here. Please don't mind the existential dread creeping over you as you navigate our website. It's just our unique charm.