Welcome to the Department 12: Style Guide

This guide is for those who dare to be different, who refuse to be bound by the conventions of taste and decency. It's for those who want to make a statement, who want to stand out in a crowd.

Here's what you need to know:

Our color scheme is a carefully crafted blend of neon and neon. Think pink, green, and yellow. Think "I'm a rebel, hear me roar!"
Our fonts are bold and unapologetic. We use Comic Sans for all headers, because why not?
Our design principles are based on the ancient art of "Making it look good, but not too good."

And remember, at Department 12, we're not just a style guide, we're a way of life.

Or at least, we're a way of making your website look ugly.