Department 42: Terms of Service

We're not really sure what we're doing here, but...

By accessing this website, you agree to our terms of service. If you don't, well, you're not really sure why you're here, are you?

Our terms of service are subject to change at any time. We reserve the right to add, modify, or remove terms without warning.

If you have any issues with our terms, please contact us through our official feedback form, available on our feedback form page.

For non-existent customer support, please email non-existent@support.com. We'll try to respond, but no promises!