Department 42: The Most Important Department in the World

Our mission is to do nothing in particular, while making sure you know we exist.

We are a highly trained team of experts in the art of doing as little as possible. Our department is a place of innovation, where the boundaries of productivity are pushed ever further into the distance. Our motto? "Inaction, it's the new action."

We're like a fire department for your wallet. We'll take your money and give you a nice, shiny certificate that says you paid for nothing.

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