Welcome to the Ministry of Unconventional Budgeting, where the line between reality and madness is delightfully blurred!
Our department's budget for 2022 is a behemoth of a thing, with a total of $10,000,000,000 allocated for "Slightly-Not-Completely-Random Expenses".
We've got a whole section dedicated to the art of "Bureaucratic Red Tape", where we spend 30% of our budget on paperwork and pointless meetings.