As of Fiscal Year 2022, our department has spent a whopping 37.5% of its budget on "Miscellaneous" items. This includes but is not limited to: • 15% on "Important Paperclips" • 10% on "High-Speed Filing Cabinets for the Win!" • 5% on "Bureaucratic Coffee Mugs with our Logo on Them (tm)" • 7.5% on "Unnecessary Meetings with PowerPoint Presentations"
Other notable expenses include: • 20% on "Bureaucratic Travel: Because We Can't Work from Home" • 15% on "Departmental Perks: Because We Deserve It" • 10% on "Bureaucratic Training: Because We Need to Learn How to Do the Same Things We Already Do" • 5% on "Bureaucratic Software: Because We Don't Need No Stinkin' Cloud Storage" • 1% on "Bureaucratic Art Supplies: Because We Like Making Things Look Pretty"
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