Department of the Absurd: Budget 2022

Welcome to the Department of the Absurd, where the budget is always a bit...absurd.

Subsection 42-2-2: The Great Sock Puppet Initiative

As part of our ongoing efforts to streamline bureaucratic processes, we've introduced the Sock Puppet Initiative. This revolutionary new program allows our employees to express themselves through the use of colorful sock puppets during meetings and presentations.

Costs associated with this initiative include:

• 1000 pairs of socks (estimated)
• 500 hours of puppeteering time (actual)
• 50 gallons of coffee (for the puppeteers)

Projected ROI: 300% increase in productivity (or so we've been told)