FAQs
Q: What if I get caught?
A: Don't get caught.
Q: But what about the exit interview?
A: You'll never get that far.
Q: Can I still get a good reference from the department?
A: Only if you're a highly skilled escape artist.
Q: How do I get to the hidden exit route?
A: You'll know it when you see it.
Q: What if I need to exit the building during a fire drill?
A: You'll have to improvise.
Q: Is there a secret underground bunker?
A: Not that we're aware of.