Escape Plan 1.0
Due to unforeseen circumstances, you're probably going to need to exit this place. Here's a plan:
- Grab your stapler, it's not a paperweight.
- Find the exit. It's usually behind the water cooler.
- Don't look back, just walk.
- Take your coffee. You'll need it.
- Don't get caught in the crossfire between Bob from HR and the vending machine.
Tips and Variations:
For an additional layer of security:
- Pretend to be a mime.
- Take a left at the copier room.
- Don't get too close to the break room.
Or just run. We won't judge you.