Department 42: Exit Strategy

A Division of the Ministry of Redundancy

Welcome to Department 42, where the art of exiting is taken very, very seriously.

Exit Strategy Overview

Our experts have carefully crafted a series of intricate procedures to ensure a smooth and uneventful departure.

  • Step 1: Fill out Form 42-1, in triplicate.
  • Step 2: Wait 30 minutes for approval.
  • Step 3: Receive a series of confusing instructions.
  • Step 4: Repeat Steps 1-3 ad infinitum.

Important Documents

A comprehensive list of papers you'll need to sign, notarize, and staple.

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